Being a bonehead doesn’t make you a general

Originally posted on THE SHINBONE STAR:
James Mattis, a retired general. Whether or not one agrees that Mr. Trump is a moron, nobody is arguing that he isn’t a bonehead. There is a distinction. A moron has no control over his impulses, fails to comprehend the simplest principles, offers loyalty only to himself. A bonehead,…

Trumplandia: Dec. 15 — 22, 2018

Originally posted on THE SHINBONE STAR:
A Christmas Carol Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: Gallup Poll: 38% — down from 40% last week Rasmussen Poll: 49% — up from 48% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of…

The Strange Tale of ‘Coffee Boy George’ Part 2: Percolation

Originally posted on THE SHINBONE STAR:
When we last saw our “hero,” George Papadopoulos, he was entering the federal prison camp in Oxford, Wisconsin for a two week stretch. However, Prisoner #91344-083 has now been released from the FCI Oxford “medium security federal correctional institution,” according to the BOP website. The pre-prison Papadopoulos went in protesting…

Order now! Trump’s Greatest Hits!

Originally posted on THE SHINBONE STAR:
— Skye Hunter/The Shinbone Star For the first time anywhere, Fox News and K-Tel present the Donald-you-all-know-and-love in a new compilation of Trump’s Greatest Hits. Yes, such crowd pleasers as “Crooked Hillary,” “MAGA” and “Build the Wall” are available for the first time on CD, vinyl and 8-track for…